Development Devotee Gifts

'Funny - you finish building one power station, and a few hours later, you feel like building another...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Children's education

Courage. Love.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Chris Froome

Olympic Torch Training

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Books on running a successful school,

No room to hang his diploma.

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"We need a brownfield site."

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'