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'Funny - you finish building one power station, and a few hours later, you feel like building another...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Children's education

Courage. Love.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

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'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

Books on running a successful school,

No room to hang his diploma.

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"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"We need a brownfield site."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."