Personal Growth Devotee Gifts

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

"The only redeemable coupon in life is action!"

"Insecurities are a better investment than securities."

Others will fight for you

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"You left your demons here last week."

That party went well.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Congratulations on the new you!

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."