Enthusiast Of Personal Growth Gifts

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

Others will fight for you

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

That party went well.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You left your demons here last week."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Congratulations on the new you!

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"