Enthusiast Of Personal Growth Pillows

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

Others will fight for you

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

That party went well.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"You left your demons here last week."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Congratulations on the new you!

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'