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"On the other hand, you learn through failure."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Others will fight for you

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

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"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Self-esteem room

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Breast Height Chart

'Mom's Spa'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Ego Increasing School

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Learning Curve

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

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