Self-improvement Advocate Pillows

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

Santa Self Esteem.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

It's not a facelift! It's evolution!

"I gotta quit that."

Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"I knew I should have finished that body building course!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Sorry, I only weigh one person at a time."

"I'm a manager and I need to be right ALL of the time!"

Super *

They hated me.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

What else is there to wish for?

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Critisize your weight.

"You left your demons here last week."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."