Self-betterment Advocate Pillows

New Year's Resolutions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What else is there to wish for?

Self-esteem room

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Breast Height Chart

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Self Help / Elf Help.

Sheep In Curlers

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Mom's Spa'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"Hair spray"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

It's A Breeze

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt