Self-reliance Advocate Pillows

"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."

"Look, I don't like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."

Work. The era of Big Government and handouts is over.

In case of fire call yourself.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Catalan sentence

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

". . . Then she married the wealthiest man in the word and they lived happily ever after, all be it separately."

Body Shaming

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

Santa Self Esteem.