Self-reliance Promoter Pillows

'Thanks, but I'd like to do this without performance enhancers.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

"Things are looking up!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Mankini - One size fits all.

Personal Cheerleader.

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

No negative attitude anytime.

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

In case of fire call yourself.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

Always look on the bright side.

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."