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'Thanks, but I'd like to do this without performance enhancers.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Things are looking up!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Don't Take No For an Answer

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Mankini - One size fits all.

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

Personal Cheerleader.

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

No negative attitude anytime.

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

In case of fire call yourself.

Always look on the bright side.

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."