Self-love Promoter Pillows

Me

Flowers making Eyes At Man

Mankini - One size fits all.

Hot chilli...

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

Woman looking into a mirror

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Me when by BDD shows up

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Make love not war

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Narcissus

Self Love Witch

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'