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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Woman looking into a mirror

Sheep In Curlers

"Hair spray"

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

Mankini - One size fits all.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

Narcissus

Self Love Witch

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."