Self-love Supporter Pillows

"Jen finally embraces 'that stubborn belly fat.' "

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

A single man rides into Onan's Cave.

My thighs touch because they in love

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

Woman looking into a mirror

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Please Give

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

Mankini - One size fits all.

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

'Physician heel thyself!'

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

Self Love Witch

Narcissus

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."