Self-love Supporter Pillows

"Jen finally embraces 'that stubborn belly fat.' "

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

A single man rides into Onan's Cave.

My thighs touch because they in love

National Fat Man Thong Competition

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

Self Checkout

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

Woman looking into a mirror

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Please Give

Me when by BDD shows up

Mankini - One size fits all.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Narcissus' Cat.

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Physician heel thyself!'

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

I heart my bum.

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"