Self-love Advocates Mugs

'You've still got it!'

I Love Baldies.

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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Sheep In Curlers

Woman looking into a mirror

"Hair spray"

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

Mankini - One size fits all.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

Narcissus' Cat.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Narcissus

I heart my bum.

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Self Love Witch

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."