Self-love Guru Pillows

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Self Love Witch

"He's so vain. If you wanted to drown him, you would only have to install a mirror on his swimming pool floor."

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Executive loving his own image."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"You left your demons here last week."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You're solemates!"

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Words of Love

You are what you eat!

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.