Self-love Promoter Gifts

Me

Flowers making Eyes At Man

Mankini - One size fits all.

Hot chilli...

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

Woman looking into a mirror

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

Make love not war

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

Narcissus' Cat.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Narcissus

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

I heart my bum.