Self-sufficiency Advocate Pillows

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Self-serve no-frills gas.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

100% carbon neutral

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

US Energy Needs.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

Climate change skeptics.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Landing helicopters on flowers.