Self-sufficiency Pillows

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

Middle Distance Runners

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"He's his own best friend."

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Alien recycling

'What's all the fuss. I've been living off the grid for years and it hasn't inconvienced me.'

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Find it yourself!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Overjumpers

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Window Treatment

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!