Self-sufficiency Fan Pillows

"An 'A' in 'Works Well Without Supervision'."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Music to their ears.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Push yourself. No one else is going to do it for you. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. You will never know your limits unless you push yourself to them. Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is worth fighting for. Passion is pushing yourself when no one else is around. Are you two going to help on not?! I thought we were.

"Travel changed me."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

Middle Distance Runners

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."