Self-driving Car Fan Pillows

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

Taking to the sky...

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

Cylinder Head

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

Red car

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Maybe I should get a convertible.

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"