Smart Car Fan Pillows

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"That really is a smart car. There are some areas it won't go."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

Cylinder Head

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

Small car - big man.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

No caption (A mime drives a car that hovers above the road).

Sign # 22 that security concerns have gone too far: Toasters that are password protected.