Smart Car Fan Pillows

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Sign # 22 that security concerns have gone too far: Toasters that are password protected.

Small car - big man.

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"