Green Car Fan Pillows

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Taking to the sky...

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

'I believe you were first.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'And this is our basic model.'

Car on bike.

'Wheel technical support line.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Cylinder Head

Have you installed the heater?

On your mark, get set, go!