Concept Car Fan Pillows

Artists At The Auto Show

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Taking to the sky...

'Our limo's here.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

Classic Hybrid

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

Small car - big man.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'