Futuristic Car Fan Pillows

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'And this is our basic model.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Have you installed the heater?

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Classic Hybrid

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'I've got the latest in virtual office technology. This couch isn't even real.'