Futuristic Car Fan T-Shirts

No caption (A mime drives a car that hovers above the road).

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Angry pensioner

'And this is our basic model.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Have you installed the heater?

Cylinder Head

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Finishing Line

Classic Hybrid

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'