Futuristic Furniture Fan T-Shirts

'I've got the latest in virtual office technology. This couch isn't even real.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

The rise of nano-technologies.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

Fur'niture

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I miss my water bed.'

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

"Of course it's necessary technology! We need machines to test the machines that test you!"

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"