Futuristic Furniture Fan Gifts

'I've got the latest in virtual office technology. This couch isn't even real.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

The rise of nano-technologies.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

Fur'niture

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I miss my water bed.'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

"Of course it's necessary technology! We need machines to test the machines that test you!"

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"