Futuristic Festivity Fan Gifts

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Elfie Stick

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

Meet Santa's entourage

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

The Salivation army.

Ring those Christmas bells!

Christmas reunions!

Recycled Flake

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Adam Smith

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

inflation at Christmas

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

When seasons collide

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Happy New Year!

Children Plead with Santa Claus

Christmas in Space