Festive Fusion Fan Gifts

'Don't they know we're Jewish?'

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

Christmas tree tee pee.

When seasons collide

Rabbi on the Roof

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Elfie Stick

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Meet Santa's entourage

Tzatzikicicle

Casual Thursday

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Ring those Christmas bells!

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Recycled Flake

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Happy New Year!'

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Priest Halloween costume for boy.