Classical Fusion Fan Gifts

Jacques Loussier.

Casual Thursday

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

When seasons collide

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Hot enough for ya?'

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

Early Baroque and Roll

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

A caveman emerges from a subway

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

"I know it's a classic. But I could only get halfway through it."