Retro-modern Fusion Fan Gifts

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Jason and the Aga notes,

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

His Master's Data.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

When seasons collide

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Hot enough for ya?'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

Jacques Loussier.

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

Connecting to the Cloud.

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Early Treadmills,

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

'A.A. Aardvark: Look me up in the phone book, I should be on the first page...'

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.