Vintage Modern Fusion Fan Gifts

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Adult Barbershop

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Casual Thursday

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

His Master's Data.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'Dauber Micawber'

Stainglass Windows '33

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

When seasons collide

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'Hot enough for ya?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Jacques Loussier.

A gentleman inquiring as to the owner of some pigs

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

Carbine Practice

Hi Fi

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"