Classic-meets-modern Fan Gifts

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

His Master's Data.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

"Previously on..."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

'I hate these crossover shows!'

'Oh well - something rose up.'

Exit laughing

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'