Classic-meets-modern Fan Gifts

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

His Master's Data.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Stainglass Windows '33

Lorne Greene

"Previously on..."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

The Lone Ranger in the jewelry store.

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

"As the youngest kid in my family, I had a special job. Especially when astronauts landed on the moon."

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'

'I hate these crossover shows!'

'Oh well - something rose up.'