Modern-meets-traditional Fan Gifts

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Draw!

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

His Master's Data.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Stainglass Windows '33

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.

Moses charges his tablet.

"I think it's from Leonardo. He always signs-off with a smiley face."

The Myth of Ariadne.

Stile victim.

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

'Good heavens, Charles! -- You should never wear a Rush Limbaugh tie with a Johnny Carson suit!'

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.