Ancient Meets Modern Fan Gifts

Jason and the Aga notes,

Moses charges his tablet.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Early accounting scandals.

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Prehistoric Modern Art

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Really Early Vikings

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

His Master's Data.

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

The Town Tweeter

Stainglass Windows '33

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Monster chariot races

Roman paramedic.

A bird nesting on a statue of Caesar

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Early stencils.

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

"Tell the general there'll be no reasoning with these idiots. They've brought along a conspiracy theorist."

Julius Ceasar Skating.

And risk a splinter in my hand? No, sir, I'll take my chances with your so-called lion.