Traditional-meets-modern Fan Gifts

Stainglass Windows '33

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Draw!

His Master's Data.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

A caveman emerges from a subway

Moses charges his tablet.

Stile victim.

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

The Myth of Ariadne.

"I think it's from Leonardo. He always signs-off with a smiley face."

'Good heavens, Charles! -- You should never wear a Rush Limbaugh tie with a Johnny Carson suit!'

Ruddy Bloggers!

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

Smoking Jackets.