Classic-meets-modern Fans Gifts

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Jason and the Aga notes,

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

His Master's Data.

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Stainglass Windows '33

Dead animal toupee.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Santa '50s' Claus.

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

Moses charges his tablet.

Pit orchestra.

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

The Myth of Ariadne.

"I think it's from Leonardo. He always signs-off with a smiley face."

Bonding in the Electronic Age

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

Facebook

'You're going to like this new retro bar design ... the men's room is outdoors.'

'No, that's not my phone ringing. It's probably Grandad's pacemaker playing up again.'