Vintage Meets Modern Fan Gifts

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Jason and the Aga notes,

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Adult Barbershop

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

His Master's Data.

Stainglass Windows '33

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Dead animal toupee.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Elvis' autopsy

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

A gentleman inquiring as to the owner of some pigs

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Carbine Practice

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

Furthest bounced drunk.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

'Ye Olde Optician.'

Moses charges his tablet.