Vintage Meets Modern Fan Mugs

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

His Master's Data.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Dead animal toupee.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

'Dauber Micawber'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

A gentleman inquiring as to the owner of some pigs

Carbine Practice

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Furthest bounced drunk.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

Moses charges his tablet.

'Ye Olde Optician.'

The Myth of Ariadne.