Vintage Meets Modern Fans Mugs

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Best before 65 million BC.

Jason and the Aga notes,

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Dead animal toupee.

The Town Tweeter

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

Furthest bounced drunk.

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

Classic Impressions...

Moses charges his tablet.

Music for The Thinker

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

'Ye Olde Optician.'

'When did YOU get your own website?'

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'

"You can keep your fancy cell phone. As for me, I'll avoid all that extra effort and do things the old-fashioned way."