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'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Best before 65 million BC.

Jason and the Aga notes,

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'Does it come on Disc?'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Dead animal toupee.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

The Town Tweeter

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

Furthest bounced drunk.

Classic Impressions...

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

Music for The Thinker

'When did YOU get your own website?'

'Ye Olde Optician.'

Moses charges his tablet.

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'