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A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Best before 65 million BC.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Hip Operation

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."