Traditional Meets Modern Fans Gifts

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Highland Piper.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Stainglass Windows '33

The Town Tweeter

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

The Third Day of Christmas

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

Moses charges his tablet.

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

"How about that? Is Cruz a collector?"

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

Highland Hotel; NO bagpipes after 10 PM

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

Rodney was slightly off-put while experiencing his first kiester egg hunt.

"I know my business - don't bother me with fads."

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

'How very Lord's.'

'You're going to like this new retro bar design ... the men's room is outdoors.'