Technology Meets Tradition Fan Gifts

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Jason and the Aga notes,

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Stainglass Windows '33

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Future Nostalgia

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

Selfie Extension Stik

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"I recently went wireless."

The man who discovered human error...

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."

R.J. Dolan's funniest answering machine messages next to his grave.