Technology Meets Tradition Fan Gifts

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Jason and the Aga notes,

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Stainglass Windows '33

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

Selfie Extension Stik

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

The man who discovered human error...

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."

R.J. Dolan's funniest answering machine messages next to his grave.

Mobiles

"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."

Moses charges his tablet.