Technology & History Blend Fan Gifts

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Drive in movies.

Jason and the Aga notes,

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

The Town Tweeter

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Future Nostalgia

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Modern day smoke signals.

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Selfie Extension Stik

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'