Technology & History Blend Fan Pillows

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Jason and the Aga notes,

Drive in movies.

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

The Town Tweeter

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Modern day smoke signals.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

Selfie Extension Stik

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

Duck pagers.

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'