Tradition Vs. Innovation Fan Gifts

Secret Hand Signals of the Initiated - Then and Now.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Running of the Brie

Jason and the Aga notes,

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Stainglass Windows '33

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Yale shadow

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'And look what happened when I turn the tablet sideways - the text swivels the right way up.'

It says he invented super glue.

Wheel

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'