Tradition Vs. Innovation Fan Gifts

Secret Hand Signals of the Initiated - Then and Now.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

The Running of the Brie

Toddler Feeding Solutions

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Yale shadow

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

Wheel

'And look what happened when I turn the tablet sideways - the text swivels the right way up.'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

Adaptability.