Retro Innovation Fan Gifts

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the d*mn toilet!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Cord cutter

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Drive in movies.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'Early Laptops.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Primordial Schmooze

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''