Retro Innovation Fan Pillows

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the d*mn toilet!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Cord cutter

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Drive in movies.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'Early Laptops.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Primordial Schmooze

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'